I'm Greg. I'm one of those writer/artist types. I pretend, anyway. I'm sarcastic, cynical and a geek. According to at least one person, I'm also a LiveJournal slut. I'm attempting to be vegan, but I'm not very good at it yet. I've been a great vegetarian, though.
You've been warned.
Check out my Nerdery Blog, where I write about nerdy things.
"Forget what you are escaping from, reserve your anxiety for what you are escaping to." -The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
"Believe me, you don't want your boss anywhere near the stage when Carter beats the Devil." -Carter Beats the Devil by Glen David Gold
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